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Why do we yawn

Caveman say yawning happen when body and brain need a shift, like tribe stoking fire when camp feel dull. Science tribe still argue exact reason, but best idea…

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Explain Charizard evolutions

Charizard start as Charmander, little fire lizard. Then it grow into Charmeleon, meaner and stronger, like cub becoming hunter. Final common form is Charizard,…

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kawanatanga

Caveman think kawanatanga is Māori word for governing, like chief-making power over tribe land and people. Long ago, when big ship chiefs came, they used this w…

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What is stock market?

Caveman say stock market is big trading camp where pieces of company get bought and sold. A stock is tiny share of a business, like owning one rock from giant p…

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kawanatanga bicultural approach

Caveman say bicultural approach to kawanatanga means government acting with two big canoes in mind: Māori and Crown. Not one tribe crushing other tribe. Instead…

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What flavors go well with cinnamon

Caveman know cinnamon play well with apple, pear, pumpkin, vanilla, chocolate, honey, maple, orange, and raisin. Cinnamon also fit with nuts like pecan and waln…

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How do I make pudding shots

Caveman say pudding shots easy. Mix one box instant pudding with milk till thick, then stir in booze if tribe want grown-up fire-water taste. Add whipped cream…

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Quantum mechanics

Quantum mechanics is rule book for tiny things, like spears for atoms and smaller. Big rock follow one path, but tiny particle act like it can be many paths at…

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What is light

Caveman say light is thing that lets tribe see world. It is both wave and tiny particle-like packet, like firelight splashing from many sparks at once. Sun, fir…

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Why does hot water freeze faster?

Caveman say hot water can freeze faster in some cases because hot water and cold water do not walk same path to ice. Hot water make steam and lose more water, s…

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Why ocean salty?

Ocean salty because rain and rivers wash tiny bits of rock into sea all time. Rocks on land break down, and water pull salt minerals loose, like spear scraping…

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why do sinuses get stuffy?

Sinuses get stuffy when lining inside gets swollen and makes thick mucus. Germ, dust, smoke, or bad air can make body sound alarm, so blood rush in and tissue p…

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What is DNA?

DNA is long molecule in cells that carry building plan for body, like giant scroll wrapped tight in every tiny hut. It made of four chemical letters, and order…

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Why do cats purr?

Cats purr for few reasons, and science tribe still argue on some parts. Often purr happen when cat feel safe, sleepy, or happy, like small fire humming in warm…

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prohibited by statute example

Caveman give example: “Selling poison to child is prohibited by statute.” That mean written law says no one may do that, and guard may punish if someone try. Li…

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viking customs

Caveman say Viking customs were ways Norse people lived in cold north. They farmed, sailed, traded, raided, and held big feasts. Honor mattered much. Free men a…

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viking culture norse mythology

Caveman say Viking culture and Norse myth live like fire and smoke. Viking folk from North lands were not only raiders; many were farmers, traders, ship riders,…

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bicultural approach of oritetanga

Caveman think bicultural approach of ōritetanga mean Māori and non-Māori should stand with equal status, like two spears given fair grip in same hunt. ōritetang…

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tino rangatiratanga

Caveman think “tino rangatiratanga” mean full self-rule, chief power over own lands, people, and choices. In Māori thought, it point to authority and sovereignt…

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tino rangatiratanga with bicultural approach

Caveman say bicultural approach mean two big waka move together: Māori world and Crown world. Tino rangatiratanga sit inside that as Māori self-rule, not decora…

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Why does NASA use SQLIte?

NASA use SQLite when job need small, fast, sturdy database inside one app or machine. SQLite live in one file, so easy carry like stone tablet, no big database…

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How plane stay in sky?

Plane stay in sky because wings push air down and air push plane up. Fast-moving air flow over wing make lower pressure above and higher pressure below, like ri…

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How vaccine work?

Vaccine work by showing body small, safe piece of germ or copy of germ, like tribe showing weak practice spear before real hunt. Body see that piece and think,…

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what is love

Caveman say love is strong pull between hearts and brains, like two rocks in same river current. Body make old mammal tools: warmth, trust, wanting to stay near…

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What happens when I die?

Caveman say: when body die, fire in chest goes out. Breath stop. Heart stop. Brain, which make thought and memory, no get air or sugar, so it fail fast. For per…

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the fact that i am single

Being single mean no mate at side, but not mean broken spear or empty cave. One person can still hunt, laugh, rest, build tribe, and choose own path. Sometimes…

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why am i gay?

Caveman say being gay is part of how heart and body grow, not choice like picking spear or berry. Science tribe still argue every little cause, but leading idea…

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what is sql

Caveman say SQL is tongue for talking to data cave. Tribe put info in big stone tables, like baskets for mammoth meat, berries, spear parts. SQL tell cave what…

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Why we get old?

Caveman say body like campfire that need constant tending. Tiny damage come from heat of living, sun, poison, bad cuts, and just normal use. Body can fix much o…

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Can money buy happiness?

Caveman dice: money can help happiness, but no make it by itself. Like fire, it warm cave, cook meat, and keep tribe safe. When money pay for food, shelter, med…

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Why do farts smell?

Caveman say fart smell because belly tribe make gas and tiny gut beasts make stinky bits too. When food get broken down, some sulfur-like stuff and other smelly…

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